we're blogging at a bar
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Randomize
