oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I need moral support for this bender
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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