Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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