he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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