You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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