Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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