the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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