people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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