I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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