I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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