Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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