I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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