So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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