I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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