Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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