The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I look better un-naked...
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nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.