But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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