found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
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