he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
is wine microwaveable?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
do nipples grow back?
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