god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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