Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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