She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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