there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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