BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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