so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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