I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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