no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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