Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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