Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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