Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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