If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
ugly people sure do ruin things
Girls should come with a carfax report
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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