grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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