i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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