I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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