office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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