Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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