Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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