Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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