we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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