i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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