Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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