i think i have herpe
just one?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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