I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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