I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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