Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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