But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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