You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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