There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I could make wine with my vomit
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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