i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We talked him into tasing himself.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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