We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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