ya dads aren't the best wingmen
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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