I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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