I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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