I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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