even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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