i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I want to walk on stilts...naked
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I have aggressive nipples.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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