two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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